hoho. am happy. in an evil evil way. hoho. my day is great

ahahahhaa. omg. pa bought today's newpaper.. an well, i turn to page 42 an what do i see? ugly girl's face plastered all over it. well, for the people who dont know. i have this obession with her. dont ask me why. i just do. i seem to enjoy torturing myself by reading her blog an seeing her big face while the page loads. *shrugx*

ah well, an yes. she's in this competition thingy. some dream date thingy. an the people cant even spell date. they go "d8" same as those who perfer to spell skate as "sk8" an etc. *erks* but that's besides the point

so they did some interview thingy with her. an its on page 42. i bet the only reason why she's sprawled on some thingy is cuz well, if she stands? everyone would see just how short she really is.

oh, by the way? i bet this issue of newpaper would be a sellout. only because she's furiously buying up all the copies either to stare at her own picture or for any one of her narcissistic [i had to check the dictionary for that word. sure enough, i had initially missed out a couple of s' and i's.. haha] purposes.

but im straying. so yea. here's what i wanna gloat about.

"she's not the prettiest contestant".. ooo.. i like that.. "she's kind of well, vertically-challenged".. hell yea! obv this competition didn have a minimum height requirement. ahahah.. "she's cute in a J-pop bimbo kind of way" -no comments- "she needs to get a reputable fashion stylist or makeup artist to give guidance".. heh

okay okay. i have to admit. i took these straight out of the article. an im not considering the context to which these comments are made. but *phft*. do i look like i care? -blank stare- [ooo.. that rhymes]

oh gawds. this is crazy. im dedicating an entire blog entry to her?! im going outta my mind. but yea. i dunno. she's amusing. y'know? the same way clowns are amusing? but nooo.. im not saying she's a clown. hey. come to think of it, im rather freaked out by clowns. anyhoo..

i get this feeling that she's just trying to stand out? but erm. good luck on that happening. cuz well, she cant stand out. cuz well, if you are talking about "standing out".. you're probx imagining someone sticking out? but well, in her case, she's sinking in. y'know?

hohum. im evil. i know. i shouldn be so mean. but hey. my nail chipped. so yea. my evil'ness is justified. totally.