ali is 8 years old.
he is 3 years younger than zarah.
how old is zarah?
okay, the only thing i thought of when i saw this question is that i havent been shopping in eons. dammit.

so yea. who is older? "ali" *big sigh* then i proceed to draw out all sorts of examples.. even resorting to using mandarin to explain to her? but does she understand? noooo... and what does she ask me after spending 10 minutes on this question?

"ali shi primary ji?" [ali is primary what?] "bu yao guan ta shi primary ji!!" [what the fuck are you asking me that for!? what's the link!?] erm. that of course not being the translation of my reply. more of what i was thinking? haha..

gawwds. im really considering giving her up. my gawds. i think i may have burst a vessel.

anyway. do not. i repeat. do not watch f.r.i.e.n.d.s on tv mobile. i did that just now? an i almost died from trying to surpress my laughs. oh mannn.. esp phoebe and her whole princess consuela banana hammock shit. fucking funny kz. [alliteration used for emphasis. haha] i was like this close *pinches finger together in attempt to show* to bursting out in laughter.

princess consuela banana hammock. hahaha.. therefore her name would be princess consuela. and her surname is banana hammock. well, its funnier when she says it. *beams*