*rawr*

feeling snappy today. blerghs. tonight. aie. same thing.

soo. here i shall blog about something totally inane. before i offend anymore people on msn. and lose whatever friends i have left.

*rawr*


if i were a month i would be
february[thanx eugene for the spelling. hahs]
if i were a day of the week i would be
wednesday. hee. mambo!
if i were a time of day i would be
11pm-12am? hurhur. 1for1 at zouk. *mmm*
if i were a planet i would be
jupiter. i used to like sailor jupiter. hehs
if i were a sea animal i would be
inedible. so even if you catch me, you can't eat me.
nono. i'd be a shark
if i were a direction i would be
lost. haha. mmm.. west i suppose. doh
if i were a sin i would be
lust? haha. can i? if not.. sloth. that, i'm guilty of.
if i were a liquid i would be
[Fe(H₂O)₂(SCN)]²⁺.. hehs
if i were a tree i would be
a palm tree. so i can be by the seaside..
if i were a bird i would be
free dammit. sighs. okay. a penguin. *sqwack*
if i were a tool i would be
a screwdriver? hurhur.. doh
if i were a flower i would be
tigerlily? haha. that was my old nick. woo..
if i were a kind of weather i would be
perfect tanning conditions. sunny without being burning
with just a touch of breeze.
if i were a musical instrument i would be
euphonium. i suppose the shape suits me too.
if i were an animal, i would be
a sloth? can i be a sloth? if not, i'd choose snake. *hiss*
if i were a color, i would be
at this moment, black. on a better day, chilli red.
if i were an emotion, i would be
now? cranky. on most days i would be confused
if i were a vegetable, i would be
better off dead. okay okay. spinach then
if i were a song, i would be
7LX? i dunno. tainted love i suppose. the one by marilyn manson
if i were a book, i would be
jughead's double digest.. or my diary..
if i were a place, i would be
bora bora island.. luuvlay place it is.
if i were a thing, i would be
a bikini? haha.. or a bottle of coppertone suntan oil? spf 4 please
if i were a taste, i would be
bitter. bah
if i were a scent, i would be
emporio armani, white
if i were a word, i would be
now? cranky. *rawr*.. or should i be indecisive?
if i were a body part i would be
hurhur. boobs? ooo
if i were a facial expression i would be
now? sulky. most of the time? well, lost..
i have this natural tendency to look absolutely lost. bah.
if i were a subject in school i would be
economics. hehs.. wait. i'm not even attending school..
if i were a cartoon character i would be
jughead. he's so cool.. but if i had to chose a female one.. dory?
if i were a shape i would be
a star!
if i were a number i would be
twenty-eight.. or eight.. hehs.


bah.
*growls*