but y'know how things always don't turn out the way you want them to?
well, i'm so jinx-ing it this time..
[prelude]
single? very much so.
age? 20. 21 in a few *ahem* months time *coughi'dlikeacrumplercoughorhow'boutbirkiescoughcoughcough*
height? 1.6
weight? too much.. at the wrong places. gah
in love with someone? erm. no love. let's stick to "like" eh?
[let's get physical]
hair color? tasteful highlights would be nice
eye color? in a fantasy world? gray please
height? taller than me? even if it's by a bit. i'd rather he be tua jia
six pack? uhhh.. no thanx.
long hair or short? teehee. long beng hair is cute. teehee.. better than a crew cut? aiya. something in between la.. i'd like it straight tho'
glasses? yeapps. cute!... er. sometimes?
piercings? ooo yea.. i like
tattoos? gimme gimme gimme! *drool*
eyebrows? trimmed, thankew very much
big butt or little? as long as there IS a butt. flat asses need not apply
chest hair? i like my men hairless
buff or skinny? nice and big sized. NO skinny bones
teeth? pointy. hehs.
[erm. stuff]
funny or serious? more funny than serious.
party-hopper or more stay-at-home? more stay-at-home.. a mix?
should he be able to bake or cook? naw.. its aight.. but chicken pies would be nice.. with quail eggs please. yummy yummy
does he have a best friend? yeappp. i don't want a loner
okay for him to have lots of female friends? as long as none of them are bitching about me. i'l do the bitching.. y'hear?
out-going or shy? i like 'em shy. cuz *blush* i'm shy too
sarcastic or sincere? sincere? but he must appreciate the art of sacasm
does he love his mother? yeapp.. but not too much?
does he watch chick-flicks? why not? i'd watch man-flicks
would he be a smoker? doesn't matter to me
how about drinking? let him be a good drinker i say.. if not, who'l look after me when i'm drunk an all? heh
and swearing? as long as he doesn't mind me swearing
would he play with your hair? uhhh. if he can? short hair la
would he have more than one girlfriend at a time? seriously? duh
would he pay for you when on a date? sometimes? i'm fine going dutch
kiss on the first date? depends i suppose
where would you go for dinner? any place that has meat
would he buy you flowers? i don't expect flowers.
would he lay under the stars with you and spout random philosophies?
i'd rather that than an airhead. but yes. stargazing.. mmm
would he write poetry about you? he'd know i think poems are cheesy
would he use endearments? why not? am i not endearing enough?
would he hang out with you and YOUR friends? well, he'd better
you hanging out with him and HIS friends? i'm shy remb? *blush*
would he walk you up to the door at the end of the evening? a must!
would you hold hand? yeappp
[activities?]
does he play soccer? only if i can watch his ass
baseball? only if i can watch his ass
football? only if i can watch his ass
basketball? only if i can watch his ass
water polo? heh. nice
golf or something equally boring? only if i can watch his ass
does he surf? ooo.. that'd be sexy
skateboard? not into skaters.. but if i can watch his ass....
snowboard? *yawns*
single? very much so.
age? 20. 21 in a few *ahem* months time *coughi'dlikeacrumplercoughorhow'boutbirkiescoughcoughcough*
height? 1.6
weight? too much.. at the wrong places. gah
in love with someone? erm. no love. let's stick to "like" eh?
[let's get physical]
hair color? tasteful highlights would be nice
eye color? in a fantasy world? gray please
height? taller than me? even if it's by a bit. i'd rather he be tua jia
six pack? uhhh.. no thanx.
long hair or short? teehee. long beng hair is cute. teehee.. better than a crew cut? aiya. something in between la.. i'd like it straight tho'
glasses? yeapps. cute!... er. sometimes?
piercings? ooo yea.. i like
tattoos? gimme gimme gimme! *drool*
eyebrows? trimmed, thankew very much
big butt or little? as long as there IS a butt. flat asses need not apply
chest hair? i like my men hairless
buff or skinny? nice and big sized. NO skinny bones
teeth? pointy. hehs.
[erm. stuff]
funny or serious? more funny than serious.
party-hopper or more stay-at-home? more stay-at-home.. a mix?
should he be able to bake or cook? naw.. its aight.. but chicken pies would be nice.. with quail eggs please. yummy yummy
does he have a best friend? yeappp. i don't want a loner
okay for him to have lots of female friends? as long as none of them are bitching about me. i'l do the bitching.. y'hear?
out-going or shy? i like 'em shy. cuz *blush* i'm shy too
sarcastic or sincere? sincere? but he must appreciate the art of sacasm
does he love his mother? yeapp.. but not too much?
does he watch chick-flicks? why not? i'd watch man-flicks
would he be a smoker? doesn't matter to me
how about drinking? let him be a good drinker i say.. if not, who'l look after me when i'm drunk an all? heh
and swearing? as long as he doesn't mind me swearing
would he play with your hair? uhhh. if he can? short hair la
would he have more than one girlfriend at a time? seriously? duh
would he pay for you when on a date? sometimes? i'm fine going dutch
kiss on the first date? depends i suppose
where would you go for dinner? any place that has meat
would he buy you flowers? i don't expect flowers.
would he lay under the stars with you and spout random philosophies?
i'd rather that than an airhead. but yes. stargazing.. mmm
would he write poetry about you? he'd know i think poems are cheesy
would he use endearments? why not? am i not endearing enough?
would he hang out with you and YOUR friends? well, he'd better
you hanging out with him and HIS friends? i'm shy remb? *blush*
would he walk you up to the door at the end of the evening? a must!
would you hold hand? yeappp
[activities?]
does he play soccer? only if i can watch his ass
baseball? only if i can watch his ass
football? only if i can watch his ass
basketball? only if i can watch his ass
water polo? heh. nice
golf or something equally boring? only if i can watch his ass
does he surf? ooo.. that'd be sexy
skateboard? not into skaters.. but if i can watch his ass....
snowboard? *yawns*
can he sing? enough to pei me to ktv
play the guitar? no.. the cello would be nice. so sexy
the piano? as long as its more than just "twinkle twinkle lil' stars"
play the drums? hehs. sexaaay
can he keep his room clean? well, not that my room's particularly clean
is he an artist of sorts? as long as he appreciates the arts.
does he write his own music? ooo. like jay? that'l be great!
does he have pets? definitely! no fishes and birds tho. yuck
religious? that'd be an added bonus
[goodness. this is never ending]
does he use the word "dude"? so long as he doesn't go and get it tattoo'd on his back. heh. duuuuddddee
how about "tight"? i thought "sweet" would've been a better choice of question ainnit? swweeeeeeett
would he watch the sun rise and set with you? yea.. i'd like that.. a lot
what kind of car does he drive? i don't care.. as long as there's no accidents. bikes are nice too. but no accidents
how old is he? preferably older
what's his name? if i knew.. d'ya think i'd be here writing this? though someone did pop into mind while doing certain questions. teeheehee
play the guitar? no.. the cello would be nice. so sexy
the piano? as long as its more than just "twinkle twinkle lil' stars"
play the drums? hehs. sexaaay
can he keep his room clean? well, not that my room's particularly clean
is he an artist of sorts? as long as he appreciates the arts.
does he write his own music? ooo. like jay? that'l be great!
does he have pets? definitely! no fishes and birds tho. yuck
religious? that'd be an added bonus
[goodness. this is never ending]
does he use the word "dude"? so long as he doesn't go and get it tattoo'd on his back. heh. duuuuddddee
how about "tight"? i thought "sweet" would've been a better choice of question ainnit? swweeeeeeett
would he watch the sun rise and set with you? yea.. i'd like that.. a lot
what kind of car does he drive? i don't care.. as long as there's no accidents. bikes are nice too. but no accidents
how old is he? preferably older
what's his name? if i knew.. d'ya think i'd be here writing this? though someone did pop into mind while doing certain questions. teeheehee
oh.. and work's a bitch. rawr
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