omg. im like some obsessive blogger. erks. save me.. savvveee meee..

anyway. *woots!* class95 is playing robert miles' children now!! you know. that techno song? haha. you dunno which one that is? ahhaha. one day i play it to you on my polyphonic handphone. ahahha.. omg. i swear i love that song. totally appeals to the ah lian within. ahaha. im actually a closet ah lian y'see. haha.. an i shall go look thru my ah lian sister's cd collection for her robert miles cd. ahaha..

seriously. with a name like robert miles, you would think he does sappy love songs? instead of these heart attack inducing techno beats.

anyhoo. just remb'd something that i heard from the radio a long long while ago. ahaha.. app its like, males are more likely to fold their toilet paper? while the females just.. erm. crumple them up. ahaha.. seriously? i'v been a crumpler all my friggin' life. i didn know folders actually existed? until glenn ong swore on folding. ahahah.. okaaay. that is highly amusing. to me. hahaha. so are you a crumpler or a folder?

but yea. i love the morning express on class. cracks me up every morning. ahhh..

heh. i love blogging. love see my prettily done nails running across the keyboard. ahaha.. *weee!* anyway. i pretty much have nothing to do? ahaha.. esp with this self-imposed confinement an all.. erks. so yea. a'blogging i shall go..

anyway. yesterday was just crap la. moods. ergh. wassup with them man. but yes. i had a good time yest. erm. sorta? win a date with tad hamilton was erm. thought provoking? [yea right..] haha. was too consumed in my own misery. think jonathan was pretty bummed too. hope he's alright? yeap. hope i didn scare him? im not usually like that.. *nods*

an yesssss! what i wanted to bitch about! while at the beach. there was this uncle in yellow trunks near me. suddenly, another uncle in blue came up to him.. started chatting away an all. at first? i seriously thought they were gay.. but *buzzer sound* totally wrong! they were 2 chee ko peks!! *eee'yer*

its like. they were talking. an it went something like this.
uncle wah. hee ay cheng bei ay chn suee. hee ay cheng or ay buay suee.
uncle mmmm
[okay.. forget it. basically the whole conversation was in hokkien. i can understand it. but i cant reproduce the whole conversation in written hokkien dammit. so you'd just haveta imagine this all in hokkien]
uncle wah. i tried to ask one girl for her number. but she dont want to give
uncle mmmm
uncle wah. then just now got one girl. skirt so short!
uncle mmmmmmm

kao. just then. my face was really uncomfy. so i looked up to catch a breath. i caught more then that! knn. saw his freaking balls. he was at my 10 o'clock. fuck la. that has gotta be the most *uurrggghhh!!* moment in my life. MY GOODNESS! was trying to get angel's attention. but that girl ah. didn hear anything? let alone see..

ahhh.. this is what happens when you are too 38. everything also hear. everything also see. SUAY can!? *smacks head*

then yes. after that. while waiting for the bus? this sentosa uncle was talking to us. but obv angel dont bother. so i had to erm. talk to him. *erks* then while at tiong bahru mac. the mac boy was talking to me too. what was it? talk to edna day?

goodness. yes. so i'v bitched. finally. can now go in peace. *phew*