omfg

i've just got myself a job. oh crud.. and the best thing is i'm gonna be starting tmr.. TMR!! oh maaannn.. they asked when i could start. obv i said immediately. but how am i to know that it meant the very next day right? oh mann.

and i have to wear jeans.
boo. i hate wearing jeans. boo.

anyway. if you need to buy shoes.. for a dinner, a date or just for fun.. or if you need to get a pair for a wife, a girlfriend, a crush.. come find me k? help me reach my target so that i can get my bloody commission.

sighs. there goes my freedom. byebye freedom.

oh. you should clean your keyboard. i just did.. and the keys are incredibly bouncy. simply tip your keyboard over.. notice how dusty it is between the keys? well, ya.. get like a screwdriver or something.. then pop all the keys out. notice how freaking dusty it is? proceed to clean.

there. pop the keys back in.. and you've got yourself a pretty, clean and bouncy keyboard. weeee